A Saga of Juagnetė
A long time ago in a galaxy
not so far away...
Two babies were born just one day apart in September 1988.
The Force was immediately suspicious, but said nothing.
Years later, in 2012, both moved to the UK. The Force winked. Nothing dramatic happened. Yet.
Then in Redhill, Surrey, the infamous High Five Salsa group brought two unsuspecting people into the same orbit, via questionable footwork.
They first met in July 2022. Juanma tried to impress Agnetė with his driving skills. Agnetė spent the day chatting with his best mate instead.
The car performance remains unreviewed.
Shortly after, Agnetė gifted Juanma a bottle of egg gummies: “You are a good egg.”
Some eggs are too powerful to be eaten. That bottle remains sealed for public safety.
Over a year later, Juanma asked her out. Agnetė took the opportunity to ask him to help build a bookshelf.
Twenty hours later, it was finally complete. They still can’t stop staring at it... Or each other... But mostly the bookshelf.
Still, the timing wasn’t quite right.
In 2024, things escalated.
Eurovision nights. A midnight speech at a hamster’s burial site. A Northern Lights sighting over Redhill.
The universe: trying one last, slightly panicked attempt.
On 1st June 2024, after Reigate Beer Festival, Juanma and Agnetė shared their first secret kiss — with cider quietly in the background, doing most of the work.
From there, everything unfolded naturally: travel adventures, family meetings, festivals, moving in together, Pixie the hamster, and general life chaos in excellent company.
And then, on 7th April 2026, Juanma got down on one knee… at which point the universe finally stopped interfering and just watched in silence.
Agnetė replied: “Unbelievable!… OK.”
